The other weekend was rather strange. We found a large toad in our garage. How it got in there is a complete mystery. However, we released him back into the wild in a local reen. Next up we saw a bloke catch a two-foot long pike in the same reen. Then we saw this swan on a Lilo in the reen. Finally saw a life-size imitation crocodile on a canal bank in Rogerstone. I have got to stop drinking! …