My fellow self-isolators, on a recent weekend away in Devon, we saw this fish sculpture on the beach. A nice use of builders’ rubble wouldn’t you say. Funnily enough, I’ve been training as a sculptor since lockdown but I’m not particularly good at it. Just the other day I made an Elk from limestone which I thought was good, but my art teacher Mr Watson couldn’t work out what it was. I said to him: “Surely you can see that…